R.O.U.S (Rodent of Unusual Size) Sighted on Campus

Thursday night I was spooked by a loud snort and the trompings of some four footed animal. I came to the conclusion that it must have been a cow or some other harmless farm animal. Just last night however, a few of the girls here came running and screaming into the dorm. They had just seen a wild boar! Reports stated that it had a full set of pointy chompers and tusks. Oh boy, I could have been attacked by a wild boar. That was the last worry on my mind...

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Ondria a dit…
There were wild boars in Germany too! Have you heard them make that horrible scream-like noise? Eeps! Maybe you should carry a night stick.