Yesterday January 31st, 1700, three boxes of sealed Quaker Oatmeal Squares arrived on the steps of the Serengeti.
This is suspicious for three reasons:
1) Whoever dropped them off here must know that three people inhabit the house.
2) The neighbors did not have Quaker Oatmeal Squares left on their steps -- just our house.
3) What is the significance of Quaker Oatmeal Squares?
This is very peculiar. I'm quite sure it's an act of bioterrorism.
This is suspicious for three reasons:
1) Whoever dropped them off here must know that three people inhabit the house.
2) The neighbors did not have Quaker Oatmeal Squares left on their steps -- just our house.
3) What is the significance of Quaker Oatmeal Squares?
This is very peculiar. I'm quite sure it's an act of bioterrorism.
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